seafairy

girl who wears lots of Tommy H polos with capris and can often be found on yachts or other marine craft. They are also attractive and hang out with seagullars and such.

landluber 1: Hey, that girl over there looks hawt.
landluber 2: yeah she does, but she won't go for us. Look! she's heading for the marina.
landluber 1: damn, she's a seafairy going out on that old man's yacht.

by slickstoe December 26, 2012

Steachal

a word to bring to the attention of fellow ogelers of a hot girl or girls while still staying incognito

hey check out the steachal at the wawa

by Slombo May 16, 2014

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015

seafood guacamole

Dipping your genitals or fingers into multiple dirty vagina's in one evening

I went to the dive bar last night for some seafood guacamole

by LoveHandlePuppetFaces November 4, 2015

Seafoon

Someone who ditchs people a lot

Don't be his friend, he's a Seafoon

by h.crmnl June 5, 2017

Stafulapenpen

An in game word for a male private organ used for jokes to lessen vulgarity.

Don't get angry, be calm since I am going to cut my Stafulapenpen after the raid.

by Leeyon August 31, 2017

Sheafed Sword

An uncircumcised penis or dick.

I got a nice long sheafed sword for yer mom.

by BrokeBak September 12, 2018