solarism

An extremely well-known and well-respected member of the Harry Potter fanfiction communtiy. Solarism wrote many famous L/J and MWPP-era fics (such as Deconstruct, a Memoir, created the Hourglass Awards, and founded the Great Break in response to fanfiction.net's purges. She is looked at as one of the non-snobby BNF's of the fandom and is well known for her friendliness and deep connection to other non-snobby BNF's.

Solarism wrote that awesome fic awhile back; did you get the chance to read it?

by marigoldia July 2, 2005

salami cop

A cop who pulls you over for some sort of violation and walks up to your car with a stick of salami in his hands slapping it back and forth with salami sunglasses on with holes that were poked out by the cop's finger.

Oh no not another salami cop.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Salami Dick

The salami dick is a gigantic log-like red penis that has the ability to shapeshift. In solid form it retains its natural shape, but on the owner's will it can transform into whatever it wishes, all while retaining its purple-ish, red color.

Yo, I love having a salami dick, when I didn't have a blender I used it as the blender to make my protein shakes in the morning.

by willynilly73 March 12, 2013

salamino

Sweet, intimate way by which gattina loves to call my dick, when it is not hard and erected. It springs from the well-known shape of salame and has no relation to the dick's size.

Is salamino sleeping now ?...so cute, let me wake him up by my tongue and lips ....

by gattino July 23, 2004

Buttsamis Salamis

Buttsamis Salamis...otherwise known as BS....it's a rare disease in which a person tells their friend they will call them back but in fact they have no recollection of the conversation and go about their daily day like nothing has happend....and it makes them gay....very very gay

Joe: I called Sam earlier to hang out and he said yea but he had to do something first and then he'd call me back but that was 2 days ago.

Dan: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Mike: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Everyone: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week

by FresH April 27, 2005

salami sandwich

When two or more people are involved in a sexual act and two or more people have penises.

Shauna was in a salami sandwich last night with Joel and Craig.

by Salami Fucker June 23, 2016

salami slammer

yet another definition used to say that a man is gay. literally saying that he slams another man's salami.

Bob - "Shit man, what's up with John lately?"
Frank - "Oh he's just upset that he realised he's a salami slammer"
Bob - "LMAO"
Frank - "hahaha, Burn on that retard!!"

by white_boy_who_likes_rap December 1, 2006