dork snorkeler

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently

1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.

by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009

Finger Snorkeling

Synonymous with Finger Sharking or Finger Blasting.

Yo serious question. You're at Sandbar and this girl is there. So hot, massive tits. She comes up to you and starts grinding you. You take her back to your place and she's sucking your dick then you start finger Snorkeling her and feel a massive dick, she turns around it's Rysio. What do you do?

by Vajomancer June 28, 2018

booty snorkeler

PFC who snorkels the booty like no tomorrow

I'm a pfc booty snorkeler and I'm here to jack your booty hole up

by PFC booty snorkeler February 3, 2019

Snorkel

Smoking meth and using a clear hose with water in it(like a bong) and a glass tube on the end of it. It's basically a filtered(water) hot rail.The glass tube is heated and then placed over the drugs. The hose is put up to the nostril and inhaled, resulting in exhaling a large amount of smoke. The hose makes a bubbling sound (similiar to a bong) which is why we call it snorkeling.

Will you snorkel me?
Wanna snorkel some poo?

"Wyd? " "snorkeling, wbu?"

by Lidelia April 29, 2021

Bitch Snorkel

When you just happen to be laying down and a dog (female) sits in your face in such a way that its vagina touches the tip of your nose, wetting it slightly.

"Hey, did you here about what happened to Sammy?"
"Yeah, he totally got bitch snorkeled by his cousins dog!"
"Ha, classic."

by MOTHERFUCKINGSHAZ September 15, 2016

Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024

Snorkeling

When a man puts his open mouth over another mans anus and uses his balls to cover his eyes while simultaneously grabbing his shaft.

Alex almost suffocated after hours of intense snorkeling with George.

by Cammtheman August 13, 2018