Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023

nork snorkeling

When ya squish ya girls norks up to ya closed eyes, like a pair of warm bosomy goggles.

"Where dem' boobies?" Bellowed the Nork Inspector. His girlfriend lifts her t-shirt revelling a pair of bouncy norks, for his and her nork snorkeling pleasure.

by Buttonholekale August 7, 2023

Land Snorkeling

The act of checking out hot women/girls on a beach, or any other public place.

Hey bro, so I went to the beach yesterday and did some mad land snorkeling.

by thedude243867 August 10, 2023

Portuguese Snorkel

An oral sex act;
The act of putting your entire ball sack in someone’s mouth and then sticking your erect penis to the side of their face, thus making it look as if they are using a snorkel.

She started working the balls so I went all in and gave her a Portuguese Snorkel

by Grufflehog September 20, 2023

Italian snorkel

Roman meat helmet with penis into the mouth

She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel

by Smellyalater September 23, 2023

Snorkel fight

When your bro is on your shoulders for a game of chicken and he suddenly spins to the front of you and you begin breathing through his flesh snorkel

That game of chicken got really intence my buddy got so into it he spun around and turned it into a snorkel fight

by Le Stefan July 24, 2022

Butt Snorkeler

Species of obsequious and sycophantic acolyte with no sense of self-worth and an outstanding desire to please the powerful.

As a butt snorkeler he had his head so far up his leader's arse that he needed a snorkel to breathe

by Argus Tuft 2 August 13, 2022