Shawnigan Lake School

You know you go to Shawnigan Lake School when...
-You spend your afternoons running
-Watching a movie before 9pm seems strangely subversive and sneaky
-You collect old pieces of school uniform for "status", and the juniors fight over them when you graduate
-You are a prefect or head of house, and somehow this means something to you
-You feel a little uncomfortable when you see someone cutting corners in the grass
-You know something bad has happened when the Headmaster stands in the middle of the chapel stage, rather than at the podium
-You think sleeping in until 7:30 during the week is a treat, and 8:30 on Saturdays is like paradise
-You are forced to fold your clothes with your gold book, so that every shirt is folded with the exact same width and length
-You've ever been told that wearing a collared shirt and tucking it in is essential to learning
-You know what "wilberforce" is and know that it is living hell wrapped into a punishment
-You know that "prep" has two meanings: homework assignments, and the period of time between 7-9 pm in which you do your homework

Person 1: Do you go to Shawnigan Lake School?
Person 2: No, I wish. I go to Brentwood because I didn't get into Shawnigan.

by alkjwerl February 13, 2010

Martinez Middle School

Where dumbass seventh graders hold a vape in their hand and go running around gaining instant fuccboi status by saying they vaped. Little kids say they’re gonna fight someone else and then don’t come to school the next day. And everyone thinks it’s a scary school but its really just a gated community.

“Hey did you go to Martinez Middle School”
“Yeah you mean White Fuckboi Gated Community”

by OmgitsAlia-A August 7, 2018

Sehome High School

Sehome High School is the most pretentious, whitest, and hippiest school in the greater Bellingham region. Home to around 20 minorities and 1,100 white kids, Sehome really puts the "high" in high school. Boasting a large nicotine issue, many students enjoy the all gender bathrooms as a hot spot for sex and juuling. Home to SoundCloud rappers, bad admins, and many libtards, Sehome High School is the best school in Washington state and fuck the raiders, fuck storm, and fuck 12

"Have you been to Sehome High School recently?"
"No, I haven't been there since I was jumped for not wearing AirPods."

by mikelitoris_ January 11, 2019

North Oldham middle school

North Oldham middle school has few good teachers and most guys wear vineyard vines and most girls wear pink everyone has air pods most of the kids will go to private high schools. Beware of ms Henley and ms mcaffery

North Oldham middle school sucks

by Mr silly goose February 5, 2019

school...

the most time wasting boring useless pointed wretched disgusting intimidating thing to eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr eeeeeeeeexist.

first you have to wake up at an extremely early time then they feed you prison food for breakfast. then they send you to hellish classes such as reading, english, algebra 1, etc. this takes up about 1/3 of your freaking day and about 30% of your life, including college.........
you would never want to go to school...

by MyBigFatBoobs April 27, 2020

schoolwork

The shittest thing known to mankind

Boy: So you gonna come out tonight?
Girl: Can't, got too much schoolwork

by dixiechicks May 3, 2009

Middle School Death Eaters

The judgmental bitches in middle school that hate everyone else but themselves and the people in "their group". It doesn't matter who you are if you're not them.

Most People: Ugh! I hate Jr. High! All these frickin' Middle School Death Eaters are bringing me down!

by Iris Dauphine May 25, 2011