Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.

Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!

by maninja19 December 9, 2010

speared the fish

the act of having sex, or any example of penetrating the vagina

Dude, Bill Clinton totaly speared the fish with Monica Lewinsky.

by greekbestforugg May 30, 2012

Scared Leopard

The scared Leopard hides in Bondi taunting the tough Novocastrian pilchard. When invited for a box, always hides in the tree..

Jesus your such a scared leopard, come down for a box

by pilchard September 7, 2013

Scared Motos

Just like Scared money don't make no money, Scared Motos don't make no money. No rewards without risks.

Scared Motos don't make no money

by MotoMike February 24, 2015

Scared Soft

To be scared so much that your erect penis is softened.

Damn, Hannah thought it was funny to burst into my room when I was fapping. I got scared soft.

by I-Am-The-Cold August 10, 2015

scaredome

When you cut the head of your dick with a knife, and stick it in a girl's mouth while she's screaming.

Bro, I scaredomed my girlfriend last night. She was still spitting up blood this morning. And my dick needs stitches.

by Dudetastic243 November 15, 2015

Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.

After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope

by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016