Mongolian back scratcher

When someone shits in their hand then gives you a good rough back scratching

How was your date with jenica? "Great until she gave me a Mongolian back scratcher"

by Wally the wanker February 10, 2017

Scratching the back of your leg

If you're scratching the back of your leg, it means you are nervous because you are in the presence of someone who is very attractive that you like a lot.

I was on a date with this girl the other night and she couldn't stop scratching the back of her leg; she likes me a lot.

Girl: I don't know why my leg is so itchy.

Guy: Oh I heard that scratching the back of your leg means that your nervous or something. And that your with someone you like a lot.

Girl: Well that explains it!

by adbrco April 22, 2011

chicken scratch

bad handwriting; looks like something a chicken would scratch in the mud with its nails.

He failed penmanship because of his "chicken scratch" handwriting.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

scratch

~n.
bling bling
cash money
scrilla
dough
bank
legal tender

...so I went in there and the sister's cunt didn't have the scratch, so I put a bullet through his kneecap. Then I cock smaked his philapino whore when she tried to suck me off to pay his points.

by Schwilly April 15, 2004

scratch crumbs

The teeny little silvery crumbs that result when you scratching a lottery ticket, phone card, etc.

Hey b'ye git the dust buster and suck up dem scratch crumbs!

by shmoopster August 10, 2014

Scratching the bats den

To finger the g spot of a women’s vagina in a “come here” motion until she cums.

“I was scratching the bats den, she came so hard.”

by Mans slut September 16, 2018

Scratch

the username of a kid on instagram that scams lots of kids out of there usernames. he wears fake designer clothing and acts like he’s rich.

scratch is a faggot.

by RandomWithACondom January 1, 2019