Scaling the Fish

Oral sex performed upon a female. Aka "eating out".

"I enjoy Scaling the Fish, but only if I get dome first."

by Shaquan Johnson September 30, 2008

Schligaed

When some body does not follow through with something they have told, or blows you off.

I opened up my pay check to see if I got that raise my boss promised me. Nope not there I just got Schligaed

by Olc0untry October 4, 2015

Schlanguage

A physical language spoken only between intimate partners; referring to the male anatomy to communicate non-verbally during sex.

I see you speak-a my schlanguage!

by Morkoth July 25, 2016

Schlongalongadongbong

The act of smoking weed off of a long dong.

Did you see that insane schlongalongadongbong last night? The dong was smoking!

by cyberwar April 21, 2018

schlongtit

Only applies to obese people, when they piss you off, because their tits are so saggy it touches the tip of their schlong

Yo that fatass over there eating the whole fucking buffet being such a schlongtit

by rocket__ June 16, 2018

Schloinging

Another word for fucking or loud sex that everyone in your dorm can hear after quiet hours

Dude, are they schloinging at this hour? So disrespectful

I can't focus on my pset with these assholes schloinging next door

by adventuregrl97 May 7, 2018

Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.

Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.

by Marinadoom August 2, 2018