schkeegies

a slang term for women's breasts.

I just spilled mustard on my schkeegies after I bit into the hot dog.

by beccalee May 24, 2007

schbeer

beer that was or will be used to get schwasted off.

Dan- are we going to get schwasted? Schwasted off schbeer? Or maybe schnapps? Schvodka?

Joe-.....................yes

by DATwood November 8, 2009

schenectady two step

After you knock someone out in a fight or just knock them down, you take two steps as to walk away then turn around and give them a boot to the head.

Did you see the "Schenectady two step" Nate got in Geppetos

by 518 allday March 3, 2014

Schekels

A highly infectious diseas, that causes one to lack causes one to Damascus the math skills needed to succeed in life.

I had schekels last year, therefore I lack the skills when trying to learn some quality mathematics.

by Math enthusiasts May 5, 2015

Schmee

A sound that describes your happiness depending on the tone it's used in. Very versatile word. Can be used in place of other words because you cant remember what you were going to say.

Schmee! My bestfriend is coming over!!

So my kids were being so bad today and...well schmee!

#schmee
#schmee4me

by SavEspii September 22, 2018

Schemey

Like a miniature scheme, only cooler

Plural form: schemies

Ross: Dude, where’ve you been the past month?

Linda: Sorry I’ve been MIA, I’ve been planning a new schemey.

by Heckyeabuddy January 24, 2023

Jon Schemes

A Jon scheme is a scheme that is devised using little to no foresight. Generally these schemes are subversive and require much effort for minimal gain. The gain from these endeavors is generally of monetary value.

"Hey George, lets go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of potatoes then return them to the other grocery store where they are marked at a higher value." "oh you and your Jon schemes"

by Frank Dignard March 9, 2008