pussy to dick ratio

The ratio of women to men at an event.

Jose: Whats the pussy to dick ratio at the mall?

Rob: Not good man, its 1:4.

Jose: Ahh fuck that, I'll chill at the crib instead, wanna smoke a L?

by Yoshe January 03, 2009

friend to fuck ratio

The amount of times a man or woman creates conversation with the other sex and either makes friends or scores. Referred to as an achronym, the ftf ratio tracks the consistency and strength of any person's pick up skills.

Ellsworth's friend to fuck ratio couldn't be lower if he was asexual. He has been instantly thrust into any woman's friend zone.

by Boonville All Star May 12, 2009

Hug Height Ratio

The difference between the heights two people in a hug. The height difference between two partners should be between 3-5 inches, give or take. This allows for the shorter of the two to rest their head on the shoulder (3" or less) or somewhere in their partner's chest (5" or more), thus creating the perfect hug height ratio.

"Man, it's like impossible for me to give Emily a decent hug, we're the same height!"

"Well, maybe you should find a girl that fits the Hug Height Ratio."

by yourstrulyJCruz September 03, 2011

pussy killing ratio

The amount of pussy people get on a daily basis, shortened to PKR.

Dan: Hey man, I killed some pussy last night, so my pussy killing ratio is high.
Bill: Nice, but you will never get a positive pkr like me.

by OnyxTrolls July 12, 2014

Gains To Time Ratio

The amount of Gains one has, since the have joined a Gym

Christian M has a Gains To Time Ratio
. He's been going to the gym for ever and is still small

by Gains to Time Ratio (GTR) June 04, 2015

L + Bozo + ratio

commonly used for bullying people on tiktok, youtube, or any other platform. This is cyberbullying and doesent appear as something bad but that person behind the screen is rude! Doing that only tells about themselves, as they deserve an L+ bozo + ratio

Hey kid take an L + bozo + ratio LMAO

by Cosmoere September 26, 2022

dentist-to-minister ratio

Preferred metric for the white trash level of an area. If the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low, then the area is a white trash hellhole.

All this creationism shit seems to be a problem wherever the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low.

by Mark the Blogger March 25, 2005