Quest

A homework server created by the College of Natural Sciences at The University of Texas at Austin. A lot of classes use this platform for their homework assignments. And it fucking sucks. Seriously, Quest, you can go fuck yourself. I like Sapling Learning better anyway.

"Quest: where you can actually get a score below a zero."

*That is incorrect. Correct answer: 2. Your answer: 2."

by oasisbau5 February 8, 2015

Quiet Guy Effect

The akward silence followed by hostility that quieter guys experience when talking to a girl. However, if a more outspoken guy says the exact same thing, it is tolerated and often respected. This occurs because of the assumption many (though not all) girls make that guys that don't talk much and keep to themselves are perverted.

Jackass: Care to hear a joke? (tells a dirty joke)

Girl: Hahahaha! That's funny. I'll have to remember that one.

Quieter Guy: (tells same dirty joke)

Girl: You perverted bastard! Is that all you ever think about? You'll never get any if you think jokes like that are funny. Go burn in hell, pervert!

Quieter Guy: Well, I'm probably not going to "get any" anytime soon anyway. God dammit, why do I always cause the Quiet Guy Effect no matter which girl I talk to?

by the dirty liberal July 14, 2009

questionable

Whenever a question is able to be formed about a certain idea, principle, or physical thing, and there is concern about its validity, the idea, principle, or physical thing has become questionable.

"Kevin, did you see that girl? She's so freaking hot!"

"Yeah, dude, would you tap that?"

"I don't know man, I heard the entire football team did..so that's a pretty questionable vajayjay."

by funnygai June 30, 2010

quest

an extreamly long, tedious journey.
longer than a mission or trek

"all the way to shauns house! blad thats a quest"

by will coker June 10, 2005

Quiet Achiever

One who climaxes without making noise.

I was with Sherwin last night, and I didn't even realise he came. He's a real quiet achiever.

by Sherwin Lorenzo September 2, 2008

20 questions

To be thouroughly interogated, sometimes with a spotlight shined in your eyes.

I went out with friends last night and came home very late. When I got home I got given 20 questions.

by thegrimreaper March 25, 2005

Human Questionmark

A person who is fairly stupid and day dreams when they are being talked to or asked somthing.

A good word to use in the military when a soldier of a lower rank fails to notice your commands due to their stupidity.

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Pvt - (stands around aimlessly)
Sgt - Fall in to the parade private!
Pvt - *Yawn* (still stands there, scratching his arse)
Sgt - FALL IN NOW! YOU HUMAN QUESTIONMARK!
Pvt - Sorry Sgt didnt hear you, got wax in me ears you see.

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by sk8r196 - Human questionmark July 25, 2006