jovi punched

To punch Bon Jovi in the face.

"Bon Jovi, you just got jovi punched!"

by Boydo December 21, 2007

Nacho Puncher

When a dude during same sex intercourse, proceeds to aggressively lick off the cheesy like substance in between the other man's ball sack and asshole. (This substance is referred to as smegma.) Then spits it in his face and yells nacho cheese while pulling violently on his penis.

Guy 1: Wow, I am so sore from last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we Nacho Punched for hours.

or
Guy 1: We should try the Nacho Puncher.
Guy 2: Sure, I heard it was great at extending your penis.

by Rogue And N.A.S.A December 13, 2010

punchedinthefacebook.com

n. A networking site for battered women and/or pussy men and children..

Did you see Rhianna's new profile on punchedinthefacebook.com? Chris really fucked her up!

by BrAcK6 November 6, 2009

Punched

When a place is full of people

Fack bud, the bar is punched t'night!

by Badbadger88 April 14, 2020

Punched in the Jeans

To be punched in the area wear most wear their jeans. They can be on your legs or on the clothes line, it doesn't matter, because they will still be punched.

You were Punched in the Jeans so bad, they will wished they were shorts!

by Symbi0te9759 June 2, 2010

donut puncher

Someone who partakes in a punishable offence whilst on a soccer pitch.

As informed by a 6 year old, who felt he needed to tell us about the risks of being a donut puncher: "If you punch someone in the donut, you get a yellow card."

by Rob Sutherland September 23, 2005

hole puncher

the term given to the male reproductive organ found in the "crotch" area. it is also known as a schlong boner and penis among others.

"my god thats a massive hole puncher you have there"
or
"wow, you really know how to handle your hole punchers"

by palmnet December 15, 2004