got nothing to prove

When you ask someone for proof to their statements and they say 'I got nothing to prove' which basically means they're bullshitting.

Connor: yeah I have a new r9 390x graphics card
Bob: Show me a screenshot of your PC specs
Connor: I got nothing to prove, I'm not lying

Bob: Then show me some proof
Connor: got nothing to prove.
Bob: But your bullshit? lmao.

by CD123cantbeatme May 15, 2016

bonferroni procedure

to perform a reverse rusty trombone in the midst of determining a P value for a null hypothesis.

Friend: Hey Matt, did you get to perform the bonferroni procedure on that girl last night?

Matt: Yes, she failed to reject my rusty tromboner.

by pharmgeek33 February 4, 2010

prover

v.
to unwittingly mangle a social situation; create unecessary awkward tension.

usu. occurs when said situation involves the presence of women, esp. when the oppurtunity to "score" is at hand.

"Things were going great until Aaron had to go and prover it up for everyone in the rooom."

by Katie Hopkins October 20, 2006

provess

when your to drunk to process anything

Guy 1-"Man Im to drunk to provess anything"
Guy 2-"don't you mean process?"
Guy 1-"huh?"
Guy 2-"nvm"

by Samchez January 7, 2007

profed

verb. past tense. To have put infromation into your instant messenger profile.

girl one: i danced in the pouring rain yesterday
girl two: omgg really? me too!
girl one: profed that

by Daniely May 25, 2008

provenaughty

someone who is strategically being naughty in ways proven by some but unknown by others. one may sometimes use keywords when talking to girls you want to bang, without anyone else catching on, like the girl you are currently banging.

provenaughty "hey do you have johns number?"
girl "yes i do actually"

in reality meaning..

provenaughty "hey do you wanna fuck?"
girl " id love too ;) "

by provenaughty himself May 14, 2011

proverberation

Repercussions arising from the failure to heed the advice of a proverb.

'It's better to be safe than sorry'

The proverberations of my failure to tether my ladder to the wall were falling and breaking my back in four places and my family leaving me for being such an idiot. Silly me.

by AlanAlanAlan November 25, 2013