Probioptic

A health tonic which, instead of promoting the development of beneficial bacteria in the digestive tract, primarily promotes double vision

I consider myself health-conscious. I make sure to take my probioptics every day.

Probioptics: Available over the counter in all good off-licences...

by Tominator March 31, 2023

Probie Slap

A slap to the back of the head, usually used when someone is being stupid. (Created by my family)

"Don't Make Me Probie Slap You"

by Ace D. Bishop May 27, 2023

profitise

To profit from something/one

Chris profitised off small children in Africa

by CarnageLTK June 16, 2023

Profiter

Someone who thinks that they make a lot of money, but they are actually a poor moron.

That nigga is broke as shit, hes a profiter.

by profiter11 June 26, 2023

Probie

A Probie "Pro-Bee" is the definition of a woman that likes to peg on first dates.

Caitlyn was known to be abit of a Probie with her new dates

by LeBubblesDePoon August 22, 2023

Probation Officer

Eh, the man that watches you after you get out of the clink, see?

Man I wanna do some crime but my Probation Officer won’t let me. Womp womp.

by Coco11d7 December 10, 2023

Promiti

A regal sovereign, worthy of all, surpassing the bounds of enchantment. Devoid of her presence, the world languishes in misery. Her purpose, to bestow joy and contentment upon all, defines her as a pure and noble soul. In the grand tapestry of existence, she reigns as a beacon of grace, casting a radiant aura upon all who bask in her presence. Her benevolence, akin to a regal decree, bestows tranquility and warmth, weaving a realm of serenity. A paragon of nobility, her essence elevates the very essence of life's symphony.

moving with a regal poise, captivating all with her dignified presence, embodying the queen described in eloquent verses. She’s Promiti

by Rafid.pp November 21, 2023