Penis-Poke

An injury inflicted by SIB, or Spooning Induced Boners. Another term is a boner-bash. It can vary from being a soft tender spot on the thigh to a large and painful bruise lasting more than two days. Penis-pokes are not lethal, but they are annoying. The pokers are often Spenjamins.

"Oh my god, someone gave me a penis-poke! It hurrrttss!"

by AMAHAHA August 4, 2008

Choke and Poke

The act of using one's forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time.

"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"

by McGarnigal May 8, 2009

cleavage poke

where a guy sticks his finger ect. between a woman's cleavage usually with out her wanting him to.After which the guy may have to run ect.

Kathy got a cleavage poke.

by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010

Poke A Pig

Another way of saying "smoke a cig".

"ay man wanna go poke a pig?"

by The Dirty Dove February 23, 2012

poke-a-host

Your civic and immoral responsibility to poke, prode, bugger, sodomize, or otherwise stimulate your host at a soiree, cock-tail party, gang bang, or orgy. Similar to a pin-a-tale on a donkey, poke-a-host is for the entertainment and enrichment of the host. In host credit or exchanges only,

James hosted a gang bang -- and before leaving Gary, Chris and the pizza delivery boy all had to poke-a-host to show their deepest gratitude.

by Dubldawg June 2, 2013

caliente poke

The act of inserting your penis into a relative to soak. No thrusting is involved, and in most cases no ejaculation. Named for acts performed in and around the town of Caliente.

I did a Caliente poke at the family reunion.

by Pokyhontas March 8, 2019

Frosty's Poke

The uncomfortable wind chill that lightly touches your genitalia, usually occurring in colder, damp and windy climates.

I was waiting for the lights to change, and I got a surprise visit from Frosty's Poke.

by achrylex November 14, 2018