putty knife

What a skank may use to put her make up on to cover up her acne.

I saw that girl Crystal in Home Depo trying to find a putty knife.

by hotchick880 December 2, 2010

putting my face on

Putting on makeup

Boy: What is taking so long? We have to be there in 10 minutes.
Girl: Why don't you calm the fuck down! I'm putting my face on.

by catfish2124 September 26, 2013

putting you off

to not hang out or to lower in priority of things to do/people to meet or talk with.

Person A: Are we still on for the movies tomorrow?

Person B : I'm putting you off till tuesday because I have a doctors appointment

by yoloyolo5454545 October 14, 2013

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

by blckexec January 24, 2015

Putting the mustache on the unicorn

When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published

My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn

by WillyDickCox April 11, 2015

Putting the cows out to pasture

To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.

After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.

by EMCEE3PO June 4, 2018

putting 4 fingers up

you fuck a great amount of bitches on a daily

yo brian is putting 4 fingers up!
yo he must be having alot of bitches

by noface不　 April 21, 2022