painting the crackhouse

Repairing or restoring something that no one cares about.

Anthony is fixing the old clothesline poles. Why? I don't know, he's just painting the crackhouse.

by 3e_fro April 17, 2005

Painting Nails

The act in which you apply nail polish to your fingernails. Then you don't move for a long period of time.

Painting nails pink be right back.

by S1a2b3r4i5n6a7 February 21, 2009

Stirring the paint

Banging your girl, filthy dirty raw, whilst she's on her period.

Aaron was Stirring the paint on Stephanie, dude, his balls were dripping wet with blood like the halls on the shining. He wore a pad for a week too.

by Milky bussoms October 29, 2017

Painting the town

an outdoor drinking related puking session, usually occurring while walking from party to party.

I drank so much last night that I ended up painting the town everywhere on our way home.

by n-isfor-knowledge November 23, 2009

Painted pony

The sexual act of slapping your hand on your significant others ass so hard that it leaves a mark like a Native American hand print on a horses flank.

Baby tonight I am going to make you my painted pony.

by Medicinedog77 June 10, 2016

paint the pickle

For a male to have a female or another male lick his penis up and down as if he or she were painting something really long with their tongue.

Tom asked Fred to paint the pickle last night in bed.

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

paint hawaii

To ejaculate on someone, frequently used in combination with a body part.

Yo I want to paint hawaii on her face!

by henry xxx August 18, 2007