1. The original "feminine napkin", i.e. a sanitary pad worn by a female inside her underwear during her menstrual cycle.
2. Not to be confused with the more modern version, essentially an absorbent "plug" or "cork" inserted into the vagina, e.g. a tampon.
2. Not to be confused with the more modern version, essentially an absorbent "plug" or "cork" inserted into the vagina, e.g. a tampon.
by Mr. Futz June 9, 2010
Get the Granny Ragmug. maaaaaassive panties generrally frilly and worn by the older, older generation.
granny panties are famously worn by Bridget Jones in the film Bridget Jones's Diary and number 2
granny panties are famously worn by Bridget Jones in the film Bridget Jones's Diary and number 2
by maxxximus August 7, 2007
Get the granny pantiesmug. When you have anal sex or practice any form of ass play with an elderly woman and she inadvertently releases her bowels, creating a "gold rush".
"When I was fucking your grandmother last night she got so excited that she shat herself and gave me the best Granny Klondike of my life!"
"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "I'd fuck your gran until she fucking shat herself."
"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "I'd fuck your gran until she fucking shat herself."
by Sancho Barrymore October 18, 2008
Get the Granny Klondikemug. VERB- GETTING FISTED BY AN OVERWEIGHT OLD GRANNY NAMED SUE WHILE SHE WISTLES THE TUNE TO THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW AND SHARTS(see sharts) ON YOUR FEET.
SHE MAY BE WATCHING NIP-TUCK DURING THE ACT OF THE NASTY GRANNY.
SHE MAY BE WATCHING NIP-TUCK DURING THE ACT OF THE NASTY GRANNY.
NASTY GUY:I helped your granny take in her groceries and before I knew it she pulled a nasty granny!
GRANDSON: Well, how was it?
NASTY GUY: Oh... it was nasty!
GRANDSON: Dude she's like 95 and a half!
NASTY GUY: Well it was pretty cool man, we watched cable and practiced knitting...
GRANDSON: Right on dude!!!
GRANDSON: Well, how was it?
NASTY GUY: Oh... it was nasty!
GRANDSON: Dude she's like 95 and a half!
NASTY GUY: Well it was pretty cool man, we watched cable and practiced knitting...
GRANDSON: Right on dude!!!
by bob the builder does it dirty January 25, 2010
Get the NASTY GRANNYmug. one of the single most great sports you can see.
it mainly involves 2 old grannys could be old men but either way works. on the little buggy things they have racing down a street at the speed of 0.5 miles per a hour. and if your lucky your see one of those ultra competitive old people who try and barge the other person off.
it mainly involves 2 old grannys could be old men but either way works. on the little buggy things they have racing down a street at the speed of 0.5 miles per a hour. and if your lucky your see one of those ultra competitive old people who try and barge the other person off.
"hey i just saw some granny racing between 2 old boy-racers they had well sweet buggys with 20 inch rims"
by elboydo August 3, 2007
Get the granny racingmug. by Chubb71 July 1, 2020
Get the Granny's Muffmug. by Mr_Aesthetics March 29, 2021
Get the granny normamug.