Sex Note

A book that mind controls a person to do any sexual fantasy the user wants

Friend: how did u get her to have sex with you Me: I used the ultimate weapon, the sex note

by A hero for fun October 15, 2021

Send him a veto note

A politically correct way of telling someone : "Fuck You". From the encoded message Arnold Schwarzenegger sent to the California senate.

Man - Joe is really pissing me off!

Send him a veto note!

by FPB October 29, 2009

nudes for notes

A fair and equal trade.

Girl: Did you take notes today in class?
Guy: Yeah
Girl: Send a pic of them
Guy: Send nudes first
Girl: K

You wanna do a nudes for notes?

by Mr dick chips May 3, 2016

note to self

Verbal comment underlining a topic arising from what has occurred in a conversation or activity. Usually meant to be funny, and probably self directed to defuse an embarrassing situation.

Taken from the habit of people using a recording device to make notes not directly involved with the subject.

A:"So, how did your day go?"
B:"Lousy! I just want to go straight to sleep tonight . . . "
A:"Oh, ok, honey. Note to self: Go and put out the candles in the bedroom."

by D F Stuckey July 9, 2004

Notential

The lack of any sexual appeal whatsoever in a man or a woman, due to appearance, demeanor, or personality.

George Castanza has notential.

by Martin McLemore January 12, 2007

Van Note

A transvestite. A girl who pretends to be a girl but really has a penis.

See: Chicks with Dicks

Girl #1 - Ew, did you see that Van Note over there?
Girl #2 - Yeah, she has a bigger penis than my boyfriend!

by balhky July 19, 2007

note to self

Catchphrase used by comic genuis Norm MacDonald in the movie "Dirty Work"

Note To Self: Buy Ass Wart Cream For Giant Wart On My Ass

Note To Self: Germans Love David Hasselhof

by didjitmachines July 9, 2004