Fart Needles

The pain when you fart and it stings real bad.

(Tom) What's wrong with you? (Bob) I got the fart needles again.

by Tahiti Slim March 30, 2015

needy text

when someone sends you another text message because you haven't replied to the last one they sent you (if you were ignoring them or it wasn't worth replying too).

evan, via text: so i walked my dog today.
{no response}
evan, via text: you have a dog, right?
brittany, via text: NEEDY TEXT!

by bpwa February 16, 2009

i need to B my L on someone's Ts

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.

by Peter Bretter May 2, 2010

we need to talk

According to George Costanza, "the worst four words in the English language." Added Jerry Seinfeld, "either that or 'whose bra is this?'"

Before breaking up with him, George's girlfriend let him know that "we need to talk."

by pbm19 March 27, 2008

we need to talk

The four worst words in the english language. Either that or "whose bra is this?"

Woman: David, we need to talk.
Dave: FUCK!

by REID April 18, 2004

no need

adj/statement:

udescription of any event, smell, taste, sight, feeling etc that is totally unnecessary.

Fat men in thongs - NO NEED!

by Princess Lurpak of HR/Day-dee May 2, 2003

Needle Dicked Bug Fucker

One who's penis resembles that of a needle and is used to engage in intercouse with insects capable of receiving such small genitalia

Derek is such a needle dicked bug fucker sometimes.

by R. Trombone March 31, 2003