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Molesta-van

A non descript Large White Van...usually with tinted windows and no plates.
A van or other large vehicle that appears to be transportation for rapists and kidnappers.
Stay away from that Molesta-van...someone might pop out and offer you candy!!

Haha...your vehicle looks like a creepy molesta-van, I better steer clear or you may try to kidnap me!
by Raquel Miyasato August 27, 2008
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molesterbate

The art of molesting someone (or thing) by masturbating on and or for them.
After we arrived at my apartment from a decent meal at cheddars, Dale proceeded to pin me down on all fours and molesterbate on my genitalia.
by MarshN December 29, 2011
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Movie Molestor

Someone who disrupts the movie going experience by adding their own soundtrack and or actions such as texting, talking or escorting underage children.
The theater was packed with Movie Molestors. So many babies crying, cellphones ringing and texting, we couldn't even enjoy the film.
by D. Snyder October 16, 2008
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Ear Molestor

A ear rapist something that can molest ears hard
look at the legendary Ear Molestor
by Ear Rapist October 4, 2018
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killer child molester

A killer a molests children for a fucking living and he creeps on u an says lemme smash then says bend over touch ur toes ill show u where the monster goes #braddoesbanter
Bend over touch ur toes killer child molester is here
by Condom21 July 1, 2017
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Myles Crosby

An absolute dreamboat. The total package. A sexy male model who is at this moment ranked the #11 male model in the world. He started out with some incredible Calvin Klein campaigns & is the face of the CK fragrance Euphoria. He's also musically gifted. Did I mention that he's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous? To top it all off, he's headed to SMU on a football scholarship.
Person1: "Look at that hunk!"
Person2: "You mean that gorgeous boy who also happens to be an amazing football player too?"
Person1: "Yeah...he's going to be the next Myles Crosby."
by AnKy May 21, 2013
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visually molested

when a friend of the opposite sex sends you text porn of your same sex.
my friend (male)
Me (a female)

(me) I get a text and look at it and text back to my friend you just "visually molested" me with your female porn

(my friend) you know you like it
by sundshine October 28, 2010
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