balls on my face!

An exclamation utilized when you're angry, upset, annoyed or simply feeling random. It is frequently abbreviated as "BOMF!". The shorter variant, "Balls!" is also used, and can also double as a noun (synonymous to bullshit or crap).

Tom walked into the room and suddenly yelled,"Balls on my FACE!"
Leslie giggled and said, "What happened this time?"
Tom waved the paper in his hand. "I totally just failed my Orgo exam!"

Bella gets bumped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. "Oh, balls! That was my last cig."

Facebook Status: BOMF! I can't find my keys.

Frank pointed ahead of him. "Dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom."
Greg stared incredulously at the line. "Oh man, this shit is balls!"
Frank nodded in agreement. "Straight up balls."

balls on my face! by Jal Pal June 5, 2009

Balls on my chin 

Phrase used to describe something extremely unfortunate, painful, depressing, extreme surprise, or just plain bad.

(Slams hand in car door) Balls on my chin that hurts!

Balls on my chin this meatloaf sucks.

Guy 1: Dude, did that hot girl break up with you?
Guy 2: Yeah, Balls on my chin.

Balls on my chin by BenjiW April 28, 2008

oh balls fuck my life 

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.

tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.

oh balls fuck my life by whaddup tara-lee October 21, 2008

Balls in my asshole 

When u sit on a testical and it goes slightly up ur butt hole

Balls in my asshole

That just happened to me last night

Ouch

Balls in my asshole by Highfiveguy February 26, 2015

balls over my head 

1. The instant before ones balls drop onto the head, having been hanging above prior. Also known as the pre-tea bag.
2. An expression used to describe power over another.

I was so scared, he had his balls over my head.

balls over my head by fool October 22, 2003

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nigga balls in my mouth 

A phrase used to say you love somebody.

Cesar you a nigga balls in my mouth
-from Ryder

nigga balls in my mouth by Tyrone Smith October 18, 2020