Truffle Muffle

Verb - To perform oral sex on a woman. Named after the manner, motion, and sounds a pig uses when hunting for truffles in the woods.

Jeremy was so committed that Fridays were set aside to truffle muffle Cynthia.

by sensitive penguin January 21, 2014

Murple

Murple is the word that mixes purple and maroon which is used to describe a colour.

Hey lets go buy a Murple dress for the Murple themed wedding.

by Dumbass person on the internet January 27, 2019

Muffler

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of one woman getting some pussy from another.

I was about to get some of that fine ass pussy over there until Paul came up and started talking about Star Wars again, he's such a muffler.

by Amanda Likes It That Way March 18, 2009

murfenburger

pooping into a girl's hairy vagina and having her vagina-poop that turd out onto someone's face

Matt: My girlfriend stopped shaving down there so she can really give me a true murfenburger.

Jeff: Gross.

by jeffreymark January 16, 2009

Murkleman

murkleman: A man that MURKS (see murk) a lot of people
also a common phrase by the comedy duo matt and cousin ben

man, did you see tha state of that guy?, "yea whoever did it is a murkleman"

by seabee productions July 22, 2007

muffleufagus

1) An insult, cross between that sesame street character and a twat.

2) A twat that hangs down real low and is very hairy, most likely from the dinasaur days before they had advance shaving blades.

1) Dude, you need a haircut, you look like a muffleufagus!

2) Yo, yo, thank ho had a muffleufagus so big, a terradactle was nesting up in there.

by Dwight August 3, 2005

speedy muffler

a quickie; a sex act that takes less than three minutes to complete (usually a blow job or hand job).

I once got a speedy muffler in a long line at a toll-booth.

by R.A.Trussell November 11, 2007