Microwave

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''Microwave: Stop looking at me or i add 5 minutes.''

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

Microwave

Microwave is sexually say daddy to someone

MICROWAVE;)

by Ms.loteria October 5, 2020

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017

Microwaved

When a girl looks so filthy it's as if she has a dry film over her, like a microwaved lasagna

Hey man, have you seen that give over there, she looks propper microwaved

by applevision December 5, 2017

30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018

Microwave

A technique used to light a bowl of marijuana. A bowl is microwaved when the first person to take a hit lights the bowl directly in the center causing a majority of the weed to burn.

Hey Tyrone don't microwave that bowl , everybody wants to take a hit!

by Blackmamba28 April 25, 2016