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micro soft

Male porn stars who have small dicks and have erectile disfunction
Director: This isn't very good, somebody get the micro soft a viagra
by bropacalypse January 16, 2017
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Gym micro set

😜😜😜 burned 700 calories and yah ate after so.....
🤣🤣🤣 Gym micro set.
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usb to micro usb

when a man with a large dick ass fucks a man with a smaller dick while he fucks the first man's wife because his dick cant fit inside her
Guy 1: How does shaquille o neal fuck his wife?
Guy 2: usb to micro usb
by mathblu June 3, 2018
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micro-relationship

micro - relationship - mi-cro- re-la-tion-ship n.

“sense of being incidentally related on a very small scale,” specifically of interpersonal connections which develop in bustling metropolitan areas, as a result of frequent exposure to any individual with whom you have no other overt association, including but not limited to mutual friends, professional overlap or residential proximity. A stranger who happens to appear in your sphere of experience on a regular basis and with whom it becomes necessary for you to interact.
yeah i've had a micro-relationship with the cute coffee guy who grinds the coffee at the corner store for years complete with break ups, sex (with our eyes) and make ups though we never say a word that isn't about coffee

because we have a micro-relationship the bus driver always gives me an extra few to find a seat before he puts the pedal to the metal.
by cheesemac August 16, 2012
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Micro

Micro - a term used by a group of gentlemen known as “the boys” which infers a gathering most commonly known as “a session.” During this so called “session,” typically 1-2 ring leaders encourage casual happy hour drinks, but without the other boys knowledge/consent, show up with a small dosage of “Peter” to give a spark to the reunion. While “The Micro” is only meant to be 1-2 hours, these events have be known to go on much longer into the night, or as some would refer to as “the darkness
Bro, that Micro last night was absolutely sick
by TheBaggieMan February 28, 2023
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Micro-muttering

Speaking in a very inaudible voice to oneself within earshot of others. People around you ask, "Are you talking to me?" a couple of times since you are having your own back-and-forth conversation; one voice out loud, but not loud and the other, in one's head.
Billy, are talking or listening to me? I asked you twice to speak up. Oh sorry dear, I was simply micro-muttering.
by goodone! June 20, 2023
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micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.
Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.
by Bottom Ford September 29, 2010
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