melon head

ones head that is shaped in the size of a melon. one ugly stupid tag along with very bad acne resembling a hens ass with the body of a ethiopian crossed with a somalian. yellow teeth dragon breath mutherfucka.

melon u fuckin tag along. suck my dong.

by Luke Gill January 7, 2005

'mazin melon

A drink made by hawiian punch that contains heroin that makes you addicted to it

Dam I need a fix of Mazin Melon

by Katoon May 9, 2003

Melon Balling

Another term for microwave a melon

Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.

by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019

Ethan Melone

Virginian slang for a guy with a tiny Penis

I herd Richard had a Ethan Melone

by That Guy Who is COol and stuff October 20, 2016

bitter melon

A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.

Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.

by bubsters March 9, 2018

Mayo melon

Someone EXTREMELY saucy and fruity

Often names beginning with j hehe

Very suss baka

R.i.p that pussy ayeee

Person 1: yo jacks comin

Person 2: vv sus deffo a mayo melon

by LOZZABOZZA June 9, 2021

Cunt Melon

Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.

"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

by CuntMelon April 15, 2012