X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!
by HungBoi May 18, 2021

like the australian noun "chat" but you add mat at the end when something really makes your blood boil. chat mat's are absolute incels with no rhyme or reason to exit other than to piss you off.
by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023


ugly ass nigga that has A.D.H.D. he likes to eat his own fucking boogers. he also likes to smoke, he gets his joints by sucking off elder classmates, did i forget to mention? he is gay. he also looks like a fusion between a racoon and donald trump
by GaresHater March 6, 2018

“Mouftah Lirah-mat” means The Key to Mercy. Is an Arabic name usually given to Muslim children.
“Mouftah” as a single word means “key”
Many people are given this name but it always have a another word to complete it.
Example of name of people with the name “Mouftah”:
“Mouftah Lidjanant”; which means the Key to Paradise.
“Mouftah” as a single word means “key”
Many people are given this name but it always have a another word to complete it.
Example of name of people with the name “Mouftah”:
“Mouftah Lidjanant”; which means the Key to Paradise.
You need to stay close to Mouftah Lirah-mat
He will always to care of you and might be the key to your mercy.
He will always to care of you and might be the key to your mercy.
by Lil Mob November 21, 2023
