mass myrtling

a mass myrtle occurs while renting a house in myrtle beach. clear out the kitchen area, pack in a bunch of drunk people (clothing optional), blast 90s hiphop and spray Dawn dish detergent all over the tile floor. take the water from the sink to get everyone wet and soaped up, and during the mayhem the designated Mass Myrtler opens numerous containers of red Crystal Light powder and throws it on everyone. When everyone is slipping around, flopping on the ground covered in red and liquid soap, you have performed a successful mass myrtle. Bonus points if someone gets Jenn-Oed.

6'7 Kevin: "man last night there was a tragic mass myrtling of 12 that occurred in the kitchen"

PJ Luperson: "awesome, now how's about some a shot circle with Old Crow you myrtle boatin' sumbitch."

by Dot Dick Bradmyrtle June 28, 2006

sharon, mass

A town located near Boston with a great school system, nice people, and lots of wilderness. The teachers are obsessed with riding the schools of bullying when there is almost none.

also see the first two definitions on sharon, Massachusetts{

by Apersonfromaplace October 5, 2013

Mass Carriers

The instant win. Cannot be owned. Beats everything.

Oh Damn! Mass Carriers just PWNED my ass!

by * November 29, 2004

Sung Mass

There are two types of sung Mass. Two servers can assist the Priest (as at Low Mass) without incense, but this time with music and chanting. The second version, is with the Priest assisted by a MC (Master of Ceremonies), a Thurifer and two Acolytes. The Priest chants the Asperges, Epistle, Gospel etc.

There was no Deacon to assist the Priest, so they had to have a sung Mass with Incense

by Skyrim550 December 15, 2021

Critical mass

The term medical professionals use to say "That ass is just too PHAT."

That women's ender regions has reached critical mass.

by Romoboi May 30, 2019

Mass movement

When you take such a large shit, it causes a landslide to happen in your very own sewage system. Or not. Depends on your luck. It is a shit so big, it causes natural disasters.

Max: Dude, there was a huge mass movement last night because I ate one too many burritos. I'm basically paralysed right now.

Tony: That's enough, I'm gonna head out. I don't plan on getting destroyed by your shitty landslide.

by whoremandotcom December 8, 2019

Requiem Mass

A Mass of the Dead on All Souls Day November 2nd of the year. These could also be said or sung for people who have died. Black Vestments are used for the ministers (purple is an exception). Incense is not used until the Offetory and elevations. The Novus Ordo mandates white vestements but that is errenous for a Requiem.

The SSPX Chapel is having a solemn Requiem Mass at 7pm.

by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022