Skip to main content

gonzo mask 

When a male places his genitilia over a persons face to make that person look similar to gonzo from the muppets. This act is usually performed when a person is asleep on their back and the masker approaches from the head, one testicle is placed in each eye socket and the penis is laid upon the nose forming a mask similar to gonzo's.
"Jeff's passed out, lets gonzo mask that mother fucker"
gonzo mask by Captain Gonzo Mask October 16, 2006
Related Words

Tuxedo Mask 

The handsome, loving, romantic hero in Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon. The boyfriend of Sailor Moon. Tuxedo Mask is Mamoru Chiba's identity as a soldier. He is heroic and always helps out his girlfriend, Sailor Moon. In the future, he and Sailor Moon become husband and wife and rule Crystal Tokyo together. They are a wonderful couple and have an eternal love.
Tuxedo Mask is a handsome, loving and wonderful hero.
Tuxedo Mask by UsagiandMamoru February 12, 2006

pineapple face mask 

A girl sitting on your face. Pineapples are known to make your coooter taste good and this is just a funny way of asking a girl to sit on your face
I want Madison to give me a pineapple face mask.
I wanna give you you a pineapple face mask

māori mask 

A sexual position representing the strength of a moari tribes man. The māoris are well known for their appreciation of their female partners, therefore the incorporation of the ultimate female sexual stimulation is what creates this sexual position. The female is sat on the male's shoulders, with a swift movement, the male brings the female's body around towards his face where he inserts two fingers into the vagina with the left hand and holds the lower back with his right hand, whilst simultaneously giving oral sex to his female companion . Creating the image of the Māori Mask.
Warning: do not try this without a soft landing area or craddle equipment .
I gave my girlfriend a good old māori mask -ing last night.

I want to attempt to māori mask as many women as possible in this club tonight, Then I'll be the chief!

I love being my boyfriend's Māori Mask.
māori mask by muffdivingpro March 5, 2014

Spartan Mask 

When a man is above a women and puts his penis right in between the eyes and on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan mask
“Oi Mate, I just spartan masked Ashely when she fell asleep. She had no idea.”

Egyptian love mask

The act of draping ones balls over another persons eyes, while covering there nose with your penis.
Nothing says "I love you" or "I hate you" like giving someone an egyptian love mask.
Egyptian love mask by Chazle dazzle November 13, 2011