Manatease

Noun: A female surfer or beach bum who presents herself as easy or promiscuous, but who is actually prudish or unapproachable.

Dude! She'll never put out: she's a total manatease!

by The blind left-handed abbot February 12, 2007

manases

Sweet hearted and loveable guy who never lets anyone get to him.

Manases is a shit head

by Flick my stick November 18, 2019

Ant-management

Ant-Management occurs when a company actually runs well, and all the employees are doing what they are supposed to do - so the management feels redundant, and thus fear layoffs.

Therefore they start "re-organizing", which (on a well running company) has the same effect as shaking an ant-farm: All the workers stop doing what they were supposed to do, and starts running around like crazy because nobody knows what is going on and everyone's in a state of alert.

Management thinks they did really good, because all the workers are really busy, and you can see them running all over the place. Productivity however drops to a fraction above zero.

- I havn't had any real work done for weeks, 'cause we're under ant-management again!

- Again? didn't you reorganize last year??

- Yep... doing it again....

by CasperA June 9, 2009

banger management

when a girl is so hot that it upsets and angers you that you can't get with her.

John: You did you see Stacy's moms ass?
Peter: Yeah. BANG BANG BANG
John: I wish. (sigh)
Peter: Sounds like you got some banger management to work out.

by Jesus Crust December 13, 2010

management minga

A slightly lower form of life than the common cretin. A management minga will typically enrol in generalist 'management' courses that don't teach any specific skills. Akin to learning how to breathe, the study of 'management' is practically useless. This has been demonstrated through the inability of these mingas to gain employment after graduation. I mean what are they going to manage? Are they going to be employed as as 'managers'? Most are also very unfortunate looking, hence the minga label.

"Hey what are you going to study?"

"I want to be a management minga. I cant wait till after uni- I won't have any specific skills and some HUGE company will hire me as a manager"

"Hmmm, I take it you couldn't get into anything else...."

"Umm, yeah"

by Ben Jammin in yo momma crib October 5, 2006

General Manager

1. one who generally manages to be a fucking retard.

2. one who generally manages to make stupid decisions

3. one who generally manages to be a complete moron.

Ray Poulin is our General Manager at Best Buy.

by torn pantyhose December 9, 2008

manage a twat

(It's French, bitch) An all lesbian three some, most often preluded by a slumber party, pillow fight, tickle fight, and foxy boxing, respectively.

After a long day at bayside high, lisa, jessy, and kelly settled down and had themselves a relaxing cup of chamomile tea, champagne (or in lisa's case, some kool aid), and a rousing night of manage a twat . Judging by their use of instruments of pleasure, we can assume, on their part, a complete lack of turd-o-phobia!

by John Melidi September 8, 2006