Law 69 

Law 69 states that if a woman is to pants a man, she must then give him a blowjob.

Yeah man, she totally thought she could pants me, but thanks to Law 69 she had to blow me after!

Law 69 by DustierPond3 April 23, 2021

Law BROKER 

A MACLONNBEVELI RAP GROUP SAME THING AS LONNIE JUNIOR MOBFIA AND BJ2K. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. Homies that break the law fight and sell weed and club party.

I invented and made and created the law brokers. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙 ✨.

Law BROKER by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 12, 2021

Law of choonism 

The law states, that Any individual who is classified as choon must have a choononic magnitude twenty times greater than its surface area cubed.

Yousef: woah that was a very chooni action
Ashkan: according to the law of choonism the action portrayed is not as chooni as possible, refer to Law of choonism Vol. 2 Act.7

Law of choonism by Juicysef July 27, 2021

Law of the Nameless 

The application of scrutiny towards any statement which claims to know a general or specific consensus without citing polls or metadata. Identification of an appeal to vapid congruence.

Don’t know the specifics of the case, but the general consensus seems to be that the internet mob overplayed their hand.

Consensus of who? Perhaps it's time for the Law of the Nameless. The thing is, this is playing out in a United States court.

Law of the Nameless by ØMVЯ November 11, 2021

Law Gore 

Nerdy brother to Al Gore. Little known to the general public, but similarly-learned in using mathematical operations/equations to make "inconvenient truth" speeches.

If we study the key Al Gore rhythms and compare them with Law Gore rhythms, will we actually get a clearer idea of how to solve global warming, or will we just get even more confused with all of those complex mathematical formulas???

Law Gore by QuacksO November 25, 2021

law of conservation of botheration

The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.

Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.

law of conservation of botheration by elfastasmo November 28, 2021

Law of Life

Being proud of having intercourse with one of ur parents

Guy 1: Damn, I'm so full of Law of Life!
Guy 2: Did u do it again?

Law of Life by Don'ttouchmytiddies November 29, 2021