kinderlove

a boyfriend/girlfriend that is sugnificantly(SP?) younger than the other person in the relationship. Kinderlove-lovers always find themselves drive around, buy alcohol and/or cigarettes, x-rated movies etc. for the kinderloves for they are too young to live to see any of the above. Today kinderloves are very common. but its okay. Kinderloves are usually desired & surprizingly appetizing b.c they express naiive behaviors and will do anything for you...if you know what i mean. AND they are automatically whiped because you are the high and mighty "way-too-old boy/girl friend"(AKA kinderlover).

TED: "what is mark doing tonight?"

BOB: "He went to pickup his kinderlove katie up from tea ball practice"

TED: "sick."

BOB: "yea hes prolly slamming her right now"

TED: "lucky bitch..when does daycare start up again?"

by niptuck September 6, 2006

Kinder Surprise

When you lift the cover of a toilet and it's full of shit.

Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"

by Sandra Mae-Darcy March 30, 2009

KINAEDA

Kinaeda - Edinburgh based rock band known for their incredible good luck in pulling off a good show when normally functional equipment breaks down around them in the middle of a set.

Good luck in a musical situation - To pull a Kinaeda

Steve: Wow, did you see that guy on Guitar? His amp died but he managed to get it working before his solo...

Dave: Yeah man, he pulled a Kinaeda

by Big Rab May 5, 2006

kinder schlagen

the act of beating up a child repeatedly

Bob kinder schlagened John.

by tothexpower January 11, 2009

kenge

kenge literally is derived from ken-gay. which means he's obviously gay.most of his college friends(?) think he has no dick.

his name is also used by both girls and boys.this person is very cheap , and cares only about money. people think that is because of his(?) gay nature!!!

hey!! don't be cheap like kenge!!

by boogageekworld March 5, 2017

rodney kinged

to recieve an "ass kickin'" after a police pursuit. either on foot or in a vehicle

"WHEN" we catch that guy, he's gonna get "rodney kinged"!!!

by carl June 29, 2003

Kindershardner

Someone new to the world of smoking methamphetamines or "shards"

You turned her into kindershardner by introducing her to meth!!!

by Lin-Z June 28, 2006