junk oven

When you are spooning with your significant other and he or she farts on your junk, heating it up like an oven. junk oven fart queef penis cock gas spooning heat

Man, my cougar totally gave me a junk oven last night. That's the last time I feed her lactarded ass a la mode special brownies.

by D_Bagzz March 6, 2011

Junk Monkey

A guy who jangles his junk incessantly.

To the Junk Monkey in the basketball shorts: don't eyeball me while jangling your junk

by PrezRR November 1, 2012

Junk Tight

Friends that are so close, others believe they have regular sex. Especially used with married people having an affair.

John: I have two co-workers who are very tight, like junk tight.

by B-ri P January 23, 2013

junk-code

Useless code, code that can be deleted or rewritten in shorter syntax.

Junk-code
If(x==true){
return true;
} else {
return false;
}
Better code
return x;

by OAK@OAK July 23, 2016

junk in the trunk

A large bottom, especially when the person attached otherwise attractive.

She is pretty cute, but she's got a lot of junk in the trunk after eating dorm food all year.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

junk-bunch

a phenomenon that occurs when a woman wearing men's/unisex sweat pants gets an awkward, protruding bunch in the crotch area, giving the illusion that she has "junk" (a.k.a. a penis)

Girl #1: Woah! Is there something you're not telling us...? What's up with your crotch?

Girl #2: No, I know, it's awkward, right? I totally borrowed my boyfriends sweats this morning... They give me junk-bunch 'cause they're way too big.

Girl #1: Good. I'm glad it's only junk-bunch. You had me concerned.

by rugamutz December 11, 2010

Junk meat

The kind of meat thats not really good meat, jerky, hot dogs, fast food burgers.

Hey wanna get some McDonalds.
No way I'm staying away from that junk meat.

by yobtorg August 25, 2008