stay out of jail 

A kickass Motorhead song from We Are Motorhead(2000)

A good plan, if you plan on maintaining your anal virginity.

I'm 17, and I weigh 97 lbs. I decided the best plan was to stay out of jail.

stay out of jail by Assex 776 January 3, 2008

Facebook Jail 

The state where you're blocked from adding friend because you tried to add the friends THEY RECOMMENDED in the first place.

"I wanted to 'friend you, but I'm in Facebook Jail."

Facebook Jail by Bob Left September 25, 2011

Horny Jail

This is an inexcapible cell in which you will never see the light of day again. being in horney jail is worse than death.

Dog: go to horny jail
Other dog: *Bonk*

Horny Jail by Joe mamma more like Joe bidin August 31, 2020

voicemail jail 

A pre-recorded telephone answering system where callers are asked to press numbers on their telephone to hear different messages. Can often lead callers in circles, preventing them from doing what they are trying to do. These are most often used by large companies who are too cheap to get real people to answer the phone.

I tried to call the carpeting company but I got stuck in a voicemail jail.

voicemail jail by berkinator July 14, 2005

Facebook Jail 

Facebook Jail is when Facebook punishes an account (profile or business page) -it could be that it blocks some features or disable the full account- because it breaks Facebook laws (post inappropriate content, post too fast, give too many likes, etc.).

I'm going to be in facebook jail for a week! Guess it's time to go watch paint dry!

Facebook Jail by IndyJeff May 16, 2017

Mexican Jail 

During sex from behind, male withdraws from the female, calls her father on the phone, and demands that the father wire him $10,000 or else he will commence anal sex with the daughter.

Tried like all get out to do anal with my old lady. Even considered pulling a Mexican Jail!

Mexican Jail by sirjohnshore January 8, 2009

Facebook Jail 

Anytime you accidentally or purposly violate facebook's terms you get banned or blocked until further notice

I for one being a Facebooker was unaware that i was at my 5000 friend limit so I was put in Facebook Jail for 1 week and 3 days.

Facebook Jail by Jaye_$upreme October 11, 2017