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Jacob Black

The werewolf from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. He is in love with the main character Bella Swan. She's in love with Jake's mortal enemy though. A vampire named Edward Cullen. Jacob Black was there for her when Edward left her.
Personally I think Jacob is BETTER for Bella. Edward is good to her but she has a better relationship with Jacob. Why else was she in so much pain at the end of Eclipse? That's one I'd really like to know
Jacob Black,I love you and I'm sorry. I don't want to go through with being a vampire. It's too much to much to give up. Especially because that includes you."
-What I'd say if I were Bella.
by wantstobebella April 5, 2008
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jacobs

(noun, plural) Balls, testicles, nuts. A popular term in Cockney rhyming slang. Taken from Jacobs crackers, a cracker manufacturer, it rhymes with knackers, which is itself a popular British slang term for balls. Used to great effect by Brick Top in the Guy Ritchie film "Snatch."
If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off!
by Talmanes December 3, 2005
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Jacob

A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the bedroom.
OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
by Andorhbw March 4, 2009
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jacob sucks

Man, Jacob Sucks, Am I Right, or Am I right?
by NotPeggy243 February 7, 2018
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jacob light

Is that Jacob Light? He has a huge dick!
by Big Red Robbie September 17, 2013
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Jacob Satorius

"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.
by yoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoy July 31, 2016
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Jacob muse

The act of going to ones house late at night in hopes of fucking someone, only to be too nervous and wimp out while shaking like a bitch
Sam: Yo how did it go with Liz last night!?
Jacob: We didn't do anything man I was too nervous and was shaking badly
Sam: Dude you pulled a Jacob Muse!

Liz: "Do you wanna join my cats and watch him fuck me?"
Sam: "Nah man it won't happen, he's going to pull a jacob muse"
by XXvV December 6, 2016
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