Swag Jacket

A jacket that causes one to look so swag, no matter what else theyre wearing

Lady: "OMG that guy is so hot, I like his swag"
Woman: "which guy?"
Lady: The one taking his jacket off, over there"
Woman "OMG that guy is so gross"
Lady: "Youre right, he must have been wearing a Swag Jacket"

by Toast Toastin' Toast December 15, 2011

dusty jacket

when you accidentally drop a condom on the floor and it gets all dirty.... but you use it anyway

"i dropped the condom as i opened it and i didnt have an extra, so i just gave her the dusty jacket"

"i dropped the condom while opening it, and i didnt have an extra, so i just gave her the dusty jacket"

by the dusty jacket guy March 2, 2015

Green Jacket

A variation on a superman in which one ejaculates on ones partners back and then throws dollar bills on the ejaculate.

Named for the Green Jacket won at the Masters Golf Tournament at Augusta National.

I totally gave that stripper a green jacket last night.

by Mr. Tiger Woods September 9, 2010

Yellow Jacket

When you piss on dog shit.

my dog and I made a yellow jacket in the front yard

by FlippidyFloppidyIAmProperty February 4, 2018

Straight Jacketed

A term that is used when a homosexual person is surrounded on all sides by heterosexual persons in an intimate setting.

"So how did hanging out with your friends go last night?"

"It sucked, i was straight jacketed because my best friend and his girlfriend were on one side, and my other best friend was listening to his iPod on my other side while we were on the sofa watching a movie."

by Cardi December 14, 2008

Leather Jacket

People who think they are cool and popular were this. Also they are gay

You where a leather jacket. Well stop

by Rayzor2424 December 11, 2019

Ass Jacket

Laying your penis in another man in an upside down position while masturbating him to orgasm.

Tom enjoyed having Jeremy give him an ass jacket because it gave him a furious orgasm.

by Fab freddy getting fingered May 29, 2003