incel

a male who cannot lose his virginity to a woman, most of the time because of his Introverted and Intuitive personality traits and is average looking, the rest of the times because he is objectively ugly.
there is usually no escape from this condition, because somehow women sense the large suffering soul of those people and avoid them at all costs with no given exact motivation.

person with a soul: please help me i am so fucking lonely
normie/roastie: have sex incel

by flesh knight July 24, 2020

Incel

Typically females that think their lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" or “fat” when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. Incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" girlfriends with men, they consider these women to be whores who simple settle for whoever. They’rerespectful to women and men are attracted to their personalities, but incels cant comprehend such a phenomenon, they believe that men owe them sex, and many of the more extreme incels like to spend time in incel communities on the internet where they complain about attractive females and how males should lower their standards and just mate with any willing female. They often come up with ways to coerce men into having sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Brittany’s" (women who have sex), taking rights away from men, date raping them, having sex with men’s dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. they cant understand that that is PRECISELY why men want nothing to do with them).

Liza is such an incel. She is always going on and on about how men don’t fuck her because she is chubby. In reality she is not only fat, tall, ignorant & smelly, but a femanist nazi who only views men as social beings created for sex & providing a life for them. Steven told me that her vagina smells of hot garbage even after she showers. She is so jaded that she even takes to the internet to create inaccurate posts & definitions for the soul purpose of degrading men. What a gross incel

by Spanishlove October 29, 2019

Iceland

I've been reading peoples definitions about how a lot of people who claim to be Icelandic hate Norwegians and I find it all crazy because I'm Norwegian and Icelandic and I love both countries.

Iceland is still a Norwegian territory.

by anonymous duderet August 3, 2007

Iceland Bypass

The surgery performed by degenerate Icelandic hedonists to connect the anal and vaginal passages for sexual purposes.

"She had these awesome tribal tattoos starting on her inner thighs"
"...and out her vagina?"
"Twice."
"...and out her ass?"
"Yep."
"Oh, so she had an Iceland Bypass."

by Sir D. Hicksworthy Farticus January 8, 2008

Incels

Always with the incels.

Not-cel "Oh boy oh jeez, look at those incels. Disgusting. Why do they hate women so much?"

Hym "Why do they hate the THINGS that are made deliberately difficult to be around and are punished for not being able to be around? Made difficult to be around by the things themselves. Made difficult to be around by society. And made biologically difficult to be around without fucking. And then punished for not being able to be around the thing that is being withheld. That's why."

Narcissist "It SHOULD be difficult. I SHOULD be special for doing it."

Hym "You're not. Your kids are not. And this is the ultimatum they want to give you: Pussy Dictatorship or Jesus Dictatorship (Which is basically just Diet Pussy Dictatorship). It's subjugation by fat cocks either way. Always choose the 3rd option. Reject Pussy Dictatorship by any means necessary."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2023

Iceland

A freezing Island in the north Pacific.
Known for drunken wanabee vikings and beautiful women. Expensive beer.
Has only 5 TV stations.

Man this beer is expensive!

by Tryggvi March 1, 2005

Iceland

The awesomest band with the hottest guitarist; the most adorable, coolest drummer; and the Varnonest keyboardist. They play the best music that rocks my face off.

Iceland is your master.

by AF "groupie" July 30, 2004