Signs of Intelligent Life

Something which cannot be found on Urban Dictionary

No signs of intelligent life here

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Artificial intelligence

Artificial intelligence: when highly sophisticated equipment is operated by stupid humans.

Artificial intelligence is when a courier driver is given a GPS to deliver a parcel.

by [e-mail] September 15, 2023

Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Orificial Intelligence

The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it as scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.

Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."

by Monkey's Dad November 22, 2021

Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.

Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

Directory intelligence

Directory intelligence is the strategies and technologies for analyzing and improving your company’s directory data to create a more efficient digital workplace.

Directory intelligence is about using your directory data in new and better ways.

by The only words of the world March 6, 2022

neurodidactic intelligence

An artificial intelligence system that integrates principles of neuroscience to enhance its learning, reasoning, and instructional capabilities. Neurodidactic intelligence is designed to leverage neural processes—such as cognitive development, memory formation, and neuroplasticity—to improve adaptability, understanding, and the effectiveness of knowledge transfer and retention.

CheckIT Learning is powered by neurodidactic intelligence, allowing it to adjust its teaching strategies based on how the brain learns best.

by EducationAnchor - PAM October 11, 2025