Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)
Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)
by Tease;) December 17, 2010
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Nathan gardener

A peculiar lad to be honest, often finds humour in perverted or repulsive images to show to friends or foes.
Nathan gardener showed me a picture of poop where it shouldn’t be.
by Mr-Billinge89 April 14, 2023
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shart garden

Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.

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Randy's party was a real shart garden because he only invited idiots and me.
by CTuggie August 21, 2015
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man garden

A polite way of referring to a man's sexual region.
His shorts are way too small- I can see his man garden when he sits down!
by Pamann December 11, 2010
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country garden

what stoners use to make themselves smell good after chiefing. its made by glade and can be found at your local cvs. when you smell it it makes your knees week and you have a burst of excitement, especially after smoking.
yo i smell like shit! ohh dude les stop by cvs and get some country garden!
by scoobilydooped June 07, 2010
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Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.
Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.
by SovietRyan November 14, 2014
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bone garden

When you die, you are buried in a bone garden.
by Lolliedolly February 16, 2015
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