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Illinois Fire Dragon

When a man is afraid of impregnation his woman, he first puts on one condom , then applies hot sauce, then another condom. If the outer condom bursts, one of you will know.
Her: I don't want to get pregnant.
Him:Don't worry I have a Illinois Fire Dragon.
by Buggnuts January 25, 2022
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Illinquent

A person not having a educated knowledge of grammar, and or having done foul acts similar to spelling.

('Illiquent' is not a word meant to be used against people having dyslexia or having traits similar as of people with it)
"That stupid illinquent doesn't know the forsaken laws of grammar"
by VineathanST September 11, 2022
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The inability to take a proper, flattering, selfie.
I am completely selfie-illiterate! -April
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Aledo Illinois

This place I'm tellin you. There is so many sluts and whores at this place. If you want to get some get give em some weed and they will open there legs to you at any time. Also these a crap ton of crack heads. So if you lookin to get some of that puss I wouldnt pick this place cause you will get an STD very very very easily.
Why you going to Aledo Illinois every girl in that high school is looser then a goose
by Urdaddy69 February 24, 2019
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Corporate Illiteracy

The inability to read emails or follow directions within a corporate setting.
Did anyone even read the meeting invite notes or one of the many follow up emails I sent to come prepared to answer questions? Wow, corporate Illiteracy rates are high this week.
by Dokki June 12, 2020
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Aledo Illinois

A very small town near the border of Iowa. There is absolutely nothing in this town besides a good HS band, a highschool, rhubarb fest, a Casey’s, and a Tastee Freeze. The boys all look like they came from hell and 99.9% of the girls are drug addicts. The local hangout for literally everyone is the what we call “Central Park” or the Bandshell. If you are cute and would like to come here please do for the love of God they are all so ugly.
Claire: “Are you going to Aledo”

Tyler: “ No Aledo Illinois sucks”
by Shutupordie<3 August 14, 2021
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