itchy

An animated mouse from The Simpsons that usually brings counterpart Scratchy to a violent demise.

They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

by Balfdor July 14, 2007

Jock Itch

1. An uncomfortable fungal infection on the genitalia caused by not washing or wearing your jockstrap too long. Common among sports players.

2. A clever insult used to describe an annoying person, like a wicked itch on your nads.

"Tom was being so annoying last night. You know the type, he's a total jock itch!"

"You're a Jock itch!"

"My computer is slow. It's being a jock itch!"

by G00DDAYSUNSHlNE December 9, 2008

Itchy Poop Ass

Itchy Poop Ass occurs in the male population and is caused by insufficient wiping after defecation. As time progresses, the victim of Itchy Poop Ass (IPA), will begin to notice the agitation of the anus and surrounding area. The only known cure to Itchy Poop Ass is a shower.

Man Harrison I got some really bad Itchy Poop Ass because I didn't wipe properly today. I am going to have to leave work and take a shower.

by J Barn December 27, 2007

Public Boob Itcher

A Girl Who Will Itch there boob in public and will sometimes be proud of it or try and show will off some times

Michelle: *itches boob*
Alex:What are you doing?
Michelle: itching my boob*
Alex:wow your such a public boob itcher
Michelle: Thanks.....Wana itch?
Alex:no fucking way

by A-loiy December 3, 2009

Itachi

One of a baddest ninjas on Naruto. He is a older brother of Sasuke Uchiha, once a prodigy of the Uchiha Clan who rose in ninja ranks at early age. He friggin killed his own clan for some unknown reasons, probably to motivate his envious brother to grow stronger and be a threat to his awesomeness. He left Konoha and join an criminal organization Akatsuki. He's partners with S-Criminal of Water Country Kisame Hoshigake. His ninja skills are cool, with his sharighan, he can copy ninjutsu, taijutsu, and genjustu and send it back to his opponents. With his Mangekyo Sharigan, He can send his foes to a illusionary world and torture them for 72 years, mentally crippled Sasuke and Kakashi. With his sharighan, He could be God-like Invisible Ninja.

Itachi's qoutes.
# You're not even worth killing.
# Foolish little brother. If you want to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an unslightly way. Run, run and cling to life. And then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me.
# You're still too weak. You don't have enough hate. And you know something? You never will.
# Indeed, your abilities are impressive. They might even be enough to resist the Mangekyo Sharingan. However, there is something they can't defend against: This special Sharingan jutsu called "Tsukuyomi." Only someone with the Sharingan and Kekkei Genkai can defeat me.
# Why is it that the Uchiha clan was known by all and feared by all? I'll show you what the Sharingan can do when it's wielded by a true heir of the bloodline.

by MUKIZA July 24, 2007

Earphone itch

That annoying itch you get inside your ear, just under you ear-bud, forcing you to take it in order to get to it.

Fuck! I've got the earphone itch! I had my ear-buds just the way I wanted too.

by JSHT August 25, 2010

seven year itch

1. an urge to commit infidelity during one's seventh year of
marriage

2. any major dissatisfaction with a marriage

He's got the seven year itch and expects me to give him advice.

by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2008