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hooligan hyper

A young trouble maker you loves to fuck around has no feelings for anyone he'll say such things like "I'LL THROAT FUCK THAT WHORE YOU CALL MOM" and go to sleep at night thinking he did nothing wrong.l
look at hooligan hyper, he's so fucking cute.
by hooliganhyper March 17, 2019
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UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS
Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.
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Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism

An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."

Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."
by specialneedsbear June 8, 2018
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Super Hyper Medallion Gay

Homosexual beyond any measure that scientists are currently capable of detecting.
Phil is hella Super Hyper Medallion Gay. Zeki too.
by StantheManMan September 10, 2006
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ninjas hyper

A fortnite player that sucks and just sits in a room and drinks gallons of coffee before the streams
Ninjas hyper after he wins so his neighbors hate him😂
by Caden_88 May 22, 2018
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being hyper

We had so much to drink Katey & Sarka ended up being hyper, talking rubbish, dancing around like fools and taking silly pictures.
by freslo November 15, 2013
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Death Hyper

A disgusting human being that overly reacts to the death of a celebrity. These people tend to post quotes, pictures and even personal messages of said dead celebrity and act like they were a true follower from the very begining. Usually a good 95% of these people barely ever cared about that celebrity or their life and they’ll usually ignore the deaths of neighbors and people within close vicinity but act like they were deeply hurt by the death of a celebrity.
Person 1: Oh shit *celebrity name* died I need to let everyone on social media know how sad and struck I am.
Person 2: Are you seriously a death hyper? You weren‘t all that concerned about the homeless kid being hit by a car the other day.
Person 1: Man, do you even know who *celebrity name* is? He/she was a legend.
by Tajcrnac January 27, 2020
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