whack a husband day

Day that falls on November 28th and May 17th of each year

Wife: walks up to husband and whack
Husband: goes ow what was that for
Wife: goes it's whack a husband day

by Whack a husband September 29, 2021

husband-like person

A man (or woman) filling all the responsibilities of a spouse, but to whom you are not married.

Barry is the best husband-like person I have encountered in my life.

by Enchanted in New Mexico June 8, 2017

Husband-in-law

It’s the phrase you use so other people know that the new husband and the ex-husband have a great relationship. I’m not sure if grades the white word but it’s not too bad.

So I talked to my husband-in-law yesterday and yes, he is sure that he can fix your dishwasher.

by @Yim October 21, 2020

Mail order husband

A mail ordered to be married from a another country

Mail order Husbands ain't in love with you

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Female husband

A woman in a relationship who takes on the more masc jobs, they are often the breadwinners, prefer pets over kids and potentially have a shitty family/family member. Unlike girlbosses who are 80% of the time morally questionable Female husbands are known to be petty and actually likeable

Amy: ya heard of that video game character? She's such a girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss

by Beaver shearer February 23, 2025

trashy husband

A husband who is not good looking and mooches off his wife's money.

Kiki: I make all the money! Why don't you work.
Husband: I'm busy gamingleave me alone!
Kiki: Ugh!
Husband: *quietly plays games*
Kiki: You're such a trashy husband!

by Melodic Keys August 10, 2017

Husband

He supposed to eat it from byke

My husband ate me from the rooter to the tooter

by Kaiglizzy January 14, 2021