hooker-clown 

A woman wearing too much makeup which gives off the appearance of a mix between a rodeo clown and a prostitute.

News Reporter: Michele Bachmann looked like a hooker clown during the first round of debates

Guy 1: You see that girl across the bar with the heavy eyeliner and red lipstick?

Guy 2:Yeah! She totally looks like a hooker-clown.

hooker-clown by camnewtownmvp November 1, 2011

Hooker you need me 

Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.

Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...

Hooker you need me by Skwhirl May 16, 2013

hooker spit 

Magical liquids from the bottom of hooker boots

You have a lot of hooker spit in your throat.

hooker spit by Alex_F September 23, 2008

hooker biscuit 

a person too cute for their own good, yet delightfully slutty.

Jack: "Are you ready to go, hooker biscuit?"
Jill: "Who are you callin' a hooker?!"
Jack: "God, you're adorable."

hooker biscuit by BettyBravo April 19, 2007

Hooker Hunting

The act of driving down Dort Hwy. or other areas populated with hookers in Flint and surrounding areas. When one gets a hooker's hopes up and then drives away.

Marie: "Hey, Rose do you want to go Hooker Hunting tonight?"

Rose: "Well of course I do, thanks for asking, Marie!"
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"Last night when we went Hooker Hunting we seen so many crack whores and their pimps!"

Hooker Hunting by HollyTheHooker January 23, 2009

Hooker Arm 

The distinct scent of hooker left on one's arm (usually the right arm) after a cheap lap dance at the prestigious Showcase Theatre.

That bony ass hooker was all over me. I have a severe case of hooker arm. I'd rather have A.I.D.S.

Hooker Arm by Toyosi October 23, 2005

Hooker Hitch 

a female belly button ring

I'd better attach a leach to my girls hooker hitch so she dosn't run off and fuck someone

Hooker Hitch by csnascar24 December 9, 2008