heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

Heard/hearding

Heard/hearding

Noun & adjective

To poop. Or already going poop

"Yo man you ready for the club? ... yeah man, just lemme *Heard* real quick."

"Been hearding all morning and my ass is sore"

"I headed the bed last night"

Heard/hearding

by MusicGuy275 May 29, 2022

Amber Heard

Someone who is manipulative, evil, and a gold digger

She is such an manipulative, and evil witch, what an Amber Heard

by Stace1972 October 19, 2023

I heard that

Something homosexuals say instead of just saying “ok”

“Want to get dinner tonight in key west on the nude beach?”
“no i’m busy tonight with a women”
“I heard that”

by 1x.darius September 21, 2025

Hearding

When you shit the bed; or have to go while laying in bed

That burrito go me hearding the bed.

by We hand with our captain June 5, 2022

i've never heard such rubbish

(Archeic) Idiom Cheifly British

Used when someone is talking nonsense

Aliens, Extraterrestrial life forms... I've never heard such rubbish.

by Archaic Wordnerd October 15, 2017

take a heard

To shit on the bed like Amber Heard.

I gotta run to the bathroom and take a Heard.

by Zombiesanatomy October 7, 2022