haapsalu

The worst city in the world.

This town is like Haapsalu

by MrIcantsleep January 3, 2020

Lip Hampster

jeff foxworthy's mustache

.. Damn did you see his gay ass lip hamster...

by basile May 13, 2005

New Hampshire Hamboni

When two men proceed to have anal sex with sliced ham around their genitals until orgasm when they then proceed to produce semen onto the ham slices and eat them

"last night daquerius and I got so horny we started doing some New Hampshire Hamboni in bed."

by Drug D. Ealer December 3, 2019

Hopsicum

An awesome thought out word for the end of important e-mails at work to see who will ask what does that even mean

Yo josh, that e-mail with hopsicum on it is on steves desk

by jonah takalau April 10, 2008

Shooty Hoops

When a bunch of dorky middle/upper middle class white people play arcade basketball.

Dude, did you see Kevin the accountant playing shooty hoops last night?

Yeah bro, he was balling. I bet him a couple longnecks I'd win. I failed epicly.

by nfseminole May 6, 2014

What's the haps on the craps?

What's going on? Or What are we doing today?

Dick>>Yo Jane -- what's the haps on the craps?

Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.

by graphxman July 14, 2006

ass hampster

When you shove a hampster up your asshole. Usually done by gay men as a sexual activity.

Man i really wanna have an ass hampster i bet it would feel good

by X-Phlo April 19, 2007