gomper

Alternative spelling: gompa

Obscure insult of dubious origin, recently given a crass crowbar back into public use in a tragically ill-scripted advert for Bisto Gravy.

Conceivably made up by a PR exec with too much time on his hands, hoping to get some kudos for starting a new trend.

You know that tedious 'friend' you have who thought it would be cool to try and coin a new word by overusing it constantly, despite it having utterly no meaning and sounding ridiculous? He's a gompa!

by wooty December 24, 2004

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gopher

Someone who wears clown shoes and brings his superior employer coffee.
IE: Moped and JP

"Hey, you keep doing that I'm gonna make you my gopher"

by EZFunds May 19, 2006

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guppering

A sexual practice between 2 homosexual males in which the dominant male inserts a piece of raw bacon, tied to a length of string, into his partner's mouth, who proceeds to swallow it. When the dominant male is approaching climax he yanks the string out, forcing the other man to gag and clench, enhancing the orgasm.

Bored with felching and shrimping, Quentin decided to introduce guppering to Horace after dinner.

by wrighty-rm November 3, 2008

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gopherboy

1.The young lad in the office thats made to go for everything.

2.A strange humanoid being of half man and half gopher.

Also see gopher and boy
Oh and Weebl although that has nothing to do with it.

1. get gopherboy to get the tea. He can't do anything else.

2. Arghh it's the gopherboy! Actually he's rather sexually arousing

by gopherboy January 14, 2004

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