Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying

Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick

by Samy roberts August 22, 2011

Chicken gobbler

Redneck dick sucker

Skip is a real chicken gobbler

by Dirtdawg19720 December 8, 2020

Glizzy gobbler

A person who dominates hot dogs while eating, they eat hotdogs or eat them in a particularly aggressive way

Damnnnn Omar, you are the real definition of a glizzy gobbler after demolishing that hotdog!

by Gibber December 29, 2020

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who really likes to eat hotdogs

"God, (name) is such a Glizzy Gobbler!"
"No way."

by MandyTheRando August 25, 2022

Cobb Gobbler

When you get your (sh)long sucked on

That bitch last night was a cobb gobbler she devoured my shit

by bigfang September 27, 2022

wookie gobbler

The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth, punching them in the groin, and hearing them scream through gargling semen.

Jill was licking Jack's lollipop. When Jack blew his load in Jill's mouth and whacked her cooch, Jill struggled to scream in pain due to the semen blockage. The sound was best described as the Wookie Gobbler.

by BigJizzy91 November 13, 2021

Penis gobbler

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters

I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022