Gabe

The dude with the largest of dongs and is amazing at anything

He's also very depressed so he needs lots of attention and cuddles

Woah, Gabe looks very depressed today

by Cynomy May 20, 2018

Gabe

An extremely gay autistic child who goes in a fuck sandwedge with his sister and father and likes to crawl into the womb of a dead pregnant lady and yodel violently

That guy looks like a gabe

by ILoveKissingBlackRings July 9, 2019

glabe

A verb that refers to the act in which two grown men do nothing but rub there chest hair together, without making any skin contact. Generally, pants are worn by all parties.

Friend 1: Dude, were those guys glabing?
Friend 2: Yeah, that was a little weird...
Friend 1: A little hot...
Friend 2: Yeah, but a little weird.
Friend 1: Maybe we should glabe sometime...
Friend 2: Uhhhh, I gotta grow some chest hair first...
Friend 1: Cool.

by TheCole December 28, 2007

gaberterized

The act of getting Homosexually rammed by Gabert.

Brad's ass was bleeding from a long night of being gaberterized after the party.

by hankhill888 August 14, 2008

Gabe

Top notch legend mate honestly like wow.

That man right there... that’s a Gabe

by Laqarius October 15, 2018

Gabe

A hot man with shredded abs and giant biceps. He gets tons of ladies and can steal anyone’s girl. He makes even the straightest men turn gay, but is straighter than an arrow. He got an amazing sense of humor. He can turn the worst day into the best. He makes shaggy seem weak(not actually shaggy never seems weak but he’s close to shaggy’s amount of power). It is impossible to not love and adore him. He’s everyone’s hero. He’s an all around superstar. He’s extremely athletic but also very smart and witty and clever. He’s can be the kindest sweetest person, but when he’s angry he will end your life within seconds by just three words.( also chuck norris’ hero)

Wow I wish I was half as cool as Gabe.

by 2cool4school42069 February 22, 2019

gaben

this dude is a business legend he owns a diner and a megacorporation he even managed to crush Mario and Luigi in the waiter by smg4

yo gaben is so beast

by 24 karat savage May 7, 2019