geisexual

An existential being whose only purpose in life is to reproduce with oneself.

Hey man, get that hand off your dick, people will think you are geisexual.

by BigJoAnus July 10, 2017

gestangt

When someone makes a bad joke/counter or adds information which leads to the ruining of the former good vibes.

adjective
Pronunciaton: ɡeʂtaŋt

everybody makes jokes about midgets and has a lot of fun
Person 1: Midgets are good gardeners. They can take good care of trees like Bonsai or parsley.
Person 2: Yeah they're so small they can plant microscopic small atoms.
Silence
Person 1: gestangt
the good mood is over, everybody sits in an unpleasant silence, no jokes, in the distance sirens

by loserpalooza November 28, 2017

Geest

a lesser used slang term for weed (marijuana)

yo charles pass me some that geest.

by bigsloppypapi January 24, 2018

gestein

A person that plays fortnite with friends ,and dies on the moment he lands in the game.

Man you died already ?

Yeah man , I was gestein

by Humanshitstorm February 11, 2018

Geissler

German/Jewish Last Name

His last name is Geissler

by egislsre May 13, 2018

Geitad

To be told by the guy you have a thing with that y'all should be "just friends" in a weak-ass text message even after you hooked up (either once or multiple times).

Pronounced gee-ted (rhymes with yeeted)

"Dude, how's it going with Cameron?"
"It's bad, he sent me a text this morning that we're better off as friends."
"Oh no girl, first you got yeeted and then you got Geitad!"

by daytonameth August 27, 2019

Gejstlig

According to Gustav Iversen: At være begejstret.

Christian: Omg i'm so gejstlig

Kemi er sjovt - Gustav said gejstligt

by Bonvang January 13, 2020