fleet

a forward yeet originated by collins key when he threw candy forward randomly in a video

nobody:
absolutely nobody:
collins key: fleet FLEEEEEET

by youtubenerd101 September 16, 2019

hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.

you raving hamster feltcher!

by charlie March 18, 2005

Felt Coin Purse

A slang term for a male's reproductive system that's hairy.

That chick I took home last night really liked to mouth my Felt Coin Purse so much I let her stay till the morning...

by AllMyNamesWereTaken October 27, 2009

feltcher

a feltcher is a person who suck the puss off another persons ass with a straw

i feltched the other day.i'm a good feltcher

by ChrisChaffey August 25, 2006

Fist Feltchers

1. A fictional biker gang who, rather than run "normal" illegal activities such as drug smuggling or prostitution, specialize in really dirty fetish porn. They would import or produce the foulest sleaze imaginable. Other bikers would have nothing to do with them because of their retarded schemes and their disturbing willingness to get involved in the production of rotten porn.
2. A disgusting biker wannabe that rips up and down residential areas. The only reason they would be doing so is because they are running dirty fetish porn.

1. "I heard about those Fist Feltchers. Don't they distribute illegal hardcore scheisse porn, bukkake, and vomit? I also heard that their founder, Cuntpuncher Pete, died in an unfortunate feltching accident involving an industrial shop-vac; his dying words were "Ooooh, my feltch hole hurts!!!" as his insides were vacuumed out of his ass by a fat broad that looks like Mimi from Drew Carey, but in a gimp suit."
2. "There goes another goddamn Fist Feltcher! At the speed he was going, he must be late for filming a scene with a goat."

by Greg the Angry Pole January 28, 2008

make my impression felt

a trixie-ism.
to give you a piece of my mind.

and now it's time for me to make my impression felt. trixie said to pam.

by trixie g. February 15, 2005

fleet

comes from the root 'leet' meaning elite and/or of some higher importance. more commonly used as a derogative meaning superior. the prefix 'f' short for 'f**king' creates a new meaning 'fucking lite' commonly used in the day-to-day syntax of the common online gangsta and/or bitches and hoes.

"I watched star wars yesterday. It wasn't very fleet"

by fatmalakalikesdick May 22, 2005